After sweating my balls off at Creekside yesterday, I have concluded that old men suck. I would say there's only been one guy (joe who was mentioned in out last post) over the age of 50 who's approached us in our three days of answering. I don't know what it is about old men, but they refuse to approach us let alone make eye contact. We were sitting in the middle of creekside yesterday, in plain sight, and three groups of old men going to lunch passed us without even the vaguest sense of acknowledgement. Old ladies will at least chuckle and wave, but old men lock their eyes to the ground and quicken their pace as soon as there's a chance to possible make contact with someone who they don't know.
To say the least, creekside was a flop. We hardly had any new people come to us and ask questions, but thankfully our loyal academy friends stopped by and used the time to ask very thought provoking questions like: How much do you masturbate? When was the last time you masturbated? Would you make out with Ben for $20? I've found there is a large difference in questions from the people who you know and the people who you just met. Thanks everyone who came out yesterday, and a special thanks to the Zitsmans who brought us water and kept us company during the day.
Question of the day by Howard Zitsman: Why am I not more like Confucious?
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